I'm afraid to go home lest the tomatoes we bought last weekend try to kill me.
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 mdbuffalum |
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Posts: 8451 (06/10/08 5:51 PM) First comes love,
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soy pan |
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Posts: 2790 (06/10/08 5:58 PM) Look Mom! No hands! |
I got a "killer tomato" excuse this morning. I flaked out of an event Saturday night so I could go drink margaritas in San Antonio. Well, the person
who was supposed to go in my absence also flaked out and blamed it on the tomato crisis. Give me a break...loser.
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ARitbse |
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Posts: 7929 (06/10/08 6:23 PM) My tender, sweet lovin'
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Don't worry, gardeners! The news informed me that tomatoes you grow at home are OK to eat. What a relief!
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mdbuffalum |
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Posts: 8452 (06/10/08 7:37 PM) First comes love,
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What if the news and the killer tomatoes are in league? I think only those with a deathwish believe that sort of news.
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Miiish |
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Posts: 2928 (06/10/08 7:50 PM) Has more sex than |
So effing bored. I need cable, or a wii, stat!
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katehutch |
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Posts: 11555 (06/10/08 9:29 PM) Official Towel Girl Of
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this will certainly put a damper on my tomatoes cooking class next month.
Also sometimes a brand name is just plain spot on. |
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roanokes star |
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Posts: 1568 (06/10/08 9:52 PM) SWF looking for SM
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Now that is something I can definitely see in my emergency kit. I wouldn't be constantly losing the kit either.
Silas is in Philly? I'm in Philly sometimes...when I'm not bored to death in Pittsburgh. 
So how does a strip golf tournament work? Do they guys have to remove clothes each time they suck on a hole? Wow, that's a loaded question. I'll stop right there. I'm laughing too hard. |
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silasmoaner |
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Posts: 1088 (06/11/08 8:58 AM) Owned by rex |
The local skanky strip club hosts a golf tournament, the men (including my neighbor, the local District Justice) go play golf, and the crack whore strippers
serve them drinks and show their tits and try to get big tips. Then when all this fun has come to an end, the guys eat steak in the clubhouse while the
polewaxers 'dance' for them. I made my husband take a shower when he got home, even though he was going to jump straight into the swimming pool.
I'm taking no chances.
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rexfe1is |
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Posts: 17610 (06/11/08 9:03 AM) Lets his hookers |
I would imagine the winner at any given hole in the only one that doesn't have to remove any clothes.
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silasmoaner |
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Posts: 1090 (06/11/08 9:06 AM) Owned by rex |
You really wouldn't want to see any of the participants without all of their clothing ON.
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rexfe1is |
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Posts: 17612 (06/11/08 9:07 AM) Lets his hookers |
I don't know. What if you accidentally missed your ball on the tee and hit one of theirs that was hanging out in the open?
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butterflysiii |
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Posts: 4890 (06/11/08 1:53 PM) Should eat saltines
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Remember when we were talking about fucked up baby names?
Jah.... http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440 |
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mdbuffalum |
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Posts: 8454 (06/11/08 4:18 PM) First comes love,
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That's totally a name for a purebred dog, not a baby.
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smonahan |
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Posts: 9566 (06/11/08 4:19 PM) this subnic has been |
That's what you're naming your kid, right?
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mdbuffalum |
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Posts: 8456 (06/11/08 4:23 PM) First comes love,
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Does Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K have two mommies? Evelyn and Kendall? Is Kendall a man's name too?
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darksmurf67 |
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Posts: 877 (06/11/08 4:41 PM) Smurf&Turf |
I've heard Kendall as a man's name before.
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butterflysiii |
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Posts: 4891 (06/11/08 5:48 PM) Should eat saltines
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That's what you're naming your kid, right?I was thinking more along the lines of Urmagestie Kendall Crank Crack. |
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EKitten |
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Posts: 2834 (06/11/08 7:22 PM) If you don't shut up, I'm |
I blame She that my daughter had a sports physical done at school and they discovered she has an extremely high resting heart rate (128). We went to her doctor
today and she is scheduled for an EKG tomorrow morning.
They are hoping it's a result of a couple of meds she has been on recently (advair for her seasonal allergies) (Imipramine for her severe headaches) I am concerned, but I am hopefully that MAYBE this might help us get to the bottom of the headache issues she has been having. She hasn't had any real issue with the heartbeat other than ever now and then she will get a racing heartbeat where it actually feels like it's about to beat out of her chest and she feels light headed. It passes in a minute or two and she goes months between it happening. These occurances are why they are going ahead with an EKG instead of pulling her off the meds and waiting to see if there is a change. She has had no issue or dizziness or anything while exercising. Even when she was a competitive gymnast working out 4 hours a day she had nothing, but she would be at the house, walk up the steps and get that fluttering heart racing thing happen. |
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roanokes star |
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Posts: 1572 (06/11/08 9:53 PM) SWF looking for SM
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Philly has an overabundance of strip clubs. You can't throw a stone without hitting one.
I asked some of the guys at work about strip golf. I regret that after hearing the answer. I was told one particular one was run for police officers. There were naked (yes, buck ass naked) strippers at every hole. then there was something about them laying on the ground and let the guys aim at them. I hope to god he was kidding. I was forced to explain my disgust of strippers. HELLO, you would think they would understand that reaction from a woman. I would think they'd be more concerned if I liked them. Dumbasses. Now they want me to go with them to the club. No thank you. I like being one of the guys, but I have to draw the line somewhere. I won't even get into the whole hooker discussion. I really am going to need that bleach to clean out my brain. |
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Posts: 5895 (06/11/08 10:21 PM) That's Glay-bay if |
The one work strip club outing I've been to a female co-worker (and girlfriend of another co-worker) came along. She both legitimized our group and made it
super extra awkward
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