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Delilah399	S18 S13 Discussion: The Ow My Balls Edition (OMG Dee made a thread?!?)	Lead	[-]
Posts: 647 (05/14/09 11:19 PM) Am I gay? Am I straight? Naw. I'm just slutty. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	You know, I've hated Coach so much this season that I was positive that I couldnt hate him more. Then he pulled out some crazy ass sexist retread asshattery about rocks and boulders and men and wimmin at tribal... (Okay, those of you who know me understand that it took me 10 minutes to clean up the spaghetti I threw at my TV set, and thats why the thread is like 15 minutes after airtime. I'd have been here like 3 minutes after to celebrate his exit elsewise.) Please sweet jesus, someone tell me that Brendon and Tyson will take that asshole snipe hunting at Ponderosa. I'm going to go drink martinis to wash the Wadestank offa my brain. Stupid bastard. ~Dee PS: Fucker thinks he's tough. I'd like to see him give birth to two seven pound babies at the same time. Bring.it.on.asshole. I got a boulder riiiiiight here for you, bitchboi. edirted because the posticon was non-formulaic and set off my OCD alarms.
bumknee3		#1	[-]
Posts: 3368 (05/14/09 11:37 PM) Cheap and dirty and chocolatey! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dee Wonderful episode of coach shit. That man is a delusional whack job. I totally thought the pygmies were going to find him on Exile and beat him senseless. Dang, he probably made that story up, didn't he? I have high hopes that his final TC rant will be one for the record books. I think Steven made the right choice by keeping Erinn, but I don't think JT will agree. That's sure to cause some friction.
DrScottJMD		#2	[-]
Posts: 53 (05/14/09 11:58 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	What a satisfying episode. I saw the Erinn Misdirection come, and I just hoped and hoped and hoped they wouldn't do that to us. Every week I've been screaming to get him off my screen. Funny as that is, he'll still be involved in every episode this season. And Honestly, I'm glad. He makes great TV. I just hated how self RIGHTEOUS he was. Entertaining as all hell, especially b/c very few bought it. Though Stephen seemed to almost buy it...and that troubles me... Ranting. Great episode. Great epic fail on coach's part. Can't wait for Finale.
Delilah399		#3	[-]
Posts: 648 (05/15/09 12:14 AM) Am I gay? Am I straight? Naw. I'm just slutty. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I was so intent on a.) getting a martini made and b.) coach's final douchebaggery that I FORGOT fucking poem he did at tribal. I loved Sierra's response to that, by the way. Taj and Erinn holding it in was funny enough, but Sierra's mugging was a riot. But wait, let not my martini-soaked mind wander too far from my purpose: To properly honor (read: snort-laugh at) this epic work that we were so blessed to have heard. There once was a player named Wade Imaginary dragons he slayed Refusing to eat He lost on his feet But his ass was foremost in his play! another martini before I try to rhyme stuff with "bullshitastical".
ARitbse		#4	[-]
Posts: 8326 (05/15/09 2:36 AM) Fran Kranz Fan Club Member Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Never before in the history of Survivor have I wanted to fast forward a portion of the show. If I hadn't been transferring the show from one TiVo to the other as I was watching it (and thus would have had to wait) I probably would have skipped the second Exile Island segment. Good grief.
beauvine		#5	[-]
Posts: 14507 (05/15/09 8:53 AM) President of the Cock of the Month Club Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Why did they give that douchbag asshat his whole episode? Ugh. I wish I could say it was satisfying, but I really would have much rathered they just told him to his face what a doofus he was and voted him out unanimously. While JT earned Coach's vote, I think Stephen got Erinn's - so it's a wash. And yes, I'm assuming those are the F2. I don't KNOW that they are, but it sure as hell seems likely.
ThomasKP		#6	[-]
Posts: 775 (05/15/09 9:05 AM) I've got the hottest imaginary girlfriend Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The preview for the next episode said three tribal councils, so I'm guessing it's a final two. I'm just dreading the reunion where Jeff will say: "When we return, love him or hate him, he was definitely one of the biggest characters of the season! Coach! When we come back." cue tribalish music
darksmurf67		#7	[-]
Posts: 1152 (05/15/09 9:34 AM) Smurf&Turf Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	They said three tribal councils in previous seasons when there were only two. It's just the script Jeff says every season. I would be very surprised if it is not a final two, though. There is a glimmer of hope from JTs reaction that Stephen and JT go after each other next episode. If JT doesn't win immunity, I'm sure we will see Taj/Erinn propose booting him. Stephen would probably even consider it, with the thought in mind that the Jury would love JT (for the most part). It would be an easier win against Taj. I think he might sweep against Erinn. beauvine wrote: While JT earned Coach's vote, I think Stephen got Erinn's - so it's a wash. Hmmm. This does make me think of how the Stephen/JT alliance reminds me of the Dan/Memphis alliance in last year's Big Brother. Both of them were at a numbers disadvantage early, but reached a point where they dictated what happened in game, and towards the end they were orchestrating who would get blame for the boots so the votes would be split fairly evenly (though Dan was playing the vote game harder most of the time).
OVnation		#8	[-]
Posts: 527 (05/15/09 9:39 AM) One Swedish man please, shaken not stirred Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Coach missed an "in" word during his list... "insufferable". His breakdown, lies, and defeat were very satisfying to watch. I will be curious to watch the Ponderosa footage to see how long he uses that cane for. I love what Erinn did this episode. I love that she called him out because I was thinking the exact same thing. I loved Taj's eye rolls and how his back didn't spazz until she warned him about the spazz. classic. I was actually a little annoyed at JT and Stephen for the first time tonight. JT for thinking keeping Coach was a good idea and Stephen for being such an intolerable jury vote suck hole. His over the top concern for Coach's well being every two seconds was overkill. I appreciate that he's playing the game, but it was just too obvious. Fortunately for him, Coach lapped it up... that is until after the "evil wizard" stuck his wand in his back. It will be interesting if that decision causes a rift between JT and Stephen. Erinn has some work to do to ge to the final two, I don't think she can win but she's done enough that I'd be ok with her winning. Any of them for that matter.
bumknee3	classic coach drivel	#9	[-]
Posts: 3373 (05/15/09 11:34 AM) Cheap and dirty and chocolatey! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"With friend and foe we march to the battle plain Some to seek success others to seek fame We play with honor for the love of this game And with armor or without we will toil in vain So that someday someone somewhere will remember our name."
katehutch		#10	[-]
Posts: 12358 (05/15/09 12:08 PM) Official Towel Girl Of The Men's U.S. Swim Team Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	he doesn't seem to know what "in vain" means, or maybe he does and understands how not important this is. I'm betting he doesn't know what it means. what an idiot. anyone who passes up any food or water at this point deserves to lose in the most embarrassing way possible.
beauvine		#11	[-]
Posts: 14508 (05/15/09 12:37 PM) President of the Cock of the Month Club Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Can we talk about something other than Ben now?
SunDevil28		#12	[-]
Posts: 238 (05/15/09 2:31 PM) Deep Fried Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Does anyone else think his blathering is Michael Scott-esque?
DrScottJMD		#13	[-]
Posts: 54 (05/15/09 3:09 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Yes. I had that exact thought at the response to Erinn's call out. He just adds things on to what he's saying no matter what he's saying to further execute a point that he no longer can find a way of telling a point that he was trying to make. pole.
rexfe1is		#14	[-]
Posts: 19275 (05/15/09 6:11 PM) GayCowFan85 Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Nice shot of Coach walking for 40 years through the desert to get to Exile Island. It really felt like 40 years to me. The ending was less satisfying because they spent so much time on him, I had enough and was zoning out. How do people put up with him for more than 40 minutes a week? And why doesn't his mother get a post-birth abortion? It's not too late! e.e. cummings rolled over in his grave at t.c. I cringed through the entire poem. What a douchebag. Looked like everyone on the jury wanted to get away from hearing it too. The happy couple has problems. Good, I didn't want to watch 3 hours of Stephen and JT dominating the game for the finale. Maybe it won't be the typical boring as shit finale before the final TC.
DrScottJMD		#15	[-]
Posts: 55 (05/15/09 8:55 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Coach ALMOST seeming normal.
ThomasKP		#16	[-]
Posts: 776 (05/15/09 10:25 PM) I've got the hottest imaginary girlfriend Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	He doesn't come off as normal, really. Coach says the game strips you to who you are, the bear essentials. To a degree, he's right. Essentially, he's an asshat with an ego the size of a barge.
rexfe1is		#17	[-]
Posts: 19277 (05/16/09 6:14 AM) GayCowFan85 Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oh, anyone else bust a gut laughing at the start when Coach believed they voted off Debbie to save him? Last Edited By: rexfe1is 05/16/09 9:08 PM. Edited 1 times.
Space Cowboy.virtualinsanity		#18	[-]
Posts: 9 (05/16/09 7:51 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Yeah, that was pretty funny, but I think it was a genious move on JT's part to convice Coach of that - it was a perfectly reasonable explanation and potentially preserved Coach's jury vote for him.
beauvine		#19	[-]
Posts: 14510 (05/16/09 10:19 AM) President of the Cock of the Month Club Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I'm very curious to see Rex bust a guy.
8 Ball is back		#20	[-]
Posts: 241 (05/16/09 12:57 PM) No Subsitutions Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	When Coach started complaining about his ailments, I kept thinking of a little old Jewish man saying in a yiddish accent "Oy, my back, somvon khelp me up, oy, I am so much pain, god,now mine ankle, oy oy oy. The spasms are killing me. And my breathing? I can't even breathe". . I cannot wait for his turn at tribal. You know he is going to outdouchebag himself