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Went to see Penn and Teller with my son on Friday. The show was overshadowed by the incredible seat mates we had. The guy beside me kept elbowing me. Not just resting his arm on the armrest, but constantly jabbing me. I finally looked at him and said, "Is there a reason you're jabbing me with your elbow?" To which his girlfriend/lover/wife/whatever said, "Fuck off." Nice. The woman beside my son had seen the show numerous times and recited the dialogue from memory along with Penn. Loudly. Oh, and Teller spoke. WTF?

Next weekend, because the spousal unit was upset that our son and I got to go out and he had to stay home alone (well, not really alone because our other son was there and they could have enjoyed a bonding moment, but didn't), I was required to come up with an equally fun show for him and me to attend. Luckily I live near L.A. and found a John Cleese show for this coming weekend. Big baby.

Fly, get knocked up again and your subnic will be appropriate again.

At least the mom didn't make a fuss about you guys sleeping together, as in, "over my dead body" or somesuch. Moms are so much cooler these days. Of course, they're always going to want their babies to get married and spew forth grandchildren. It's something in the X chromosome, when paired with another X chromosome and given 40 years to mature, you know?

It's 46 degrees this morning and I'm going to aqua aerobics anyway. I'll have to whip out the rash guard though. Maybe I'll take my earmuffs along as well.