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mdbuffalum |
Temporary Blame Thread |
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I temporarily blame She that I have the song "Gett Off" by Prince stuck in my head. Now move your big ass 'round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby.
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Elgiiin |
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I blame she that EZ sucks so hard.
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mdzumbido |
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I blame She for the threat of rain ruining my patio productivity for the evening.
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tracy98168 |
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I blame she for the torrential downpour that wiped out all of my blooming roses last night.
They were so pretty, too. Now they're nothing but piles of petals on the dark wet soil. |
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ozlifter |
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I blame She that we haven't had any of this wonderful rain here in Oklahoma this spring. It's the 2nd driest spring (March-May) in Oklahoma's history. Everything is so dry and brittle.
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katehutch |
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I blame she that we are on day seven of this migraine. Please someone kill me.
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butterflysiii |
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I blame She that weezerete's post in the Casualty Report made me snort root beer. Ow.
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chrizpco |
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I blame She that I am without meds because the person who was going to send in the prescriptions forgot to do so.
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weezerette9 |
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Quote: glad to be of service. I blame She that I'm too busy at work today to stick around here and cause more snarfing. |
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chrizpco |
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I blame She that I've given up and now will go unmedicated for another day.
More sleep instead. I'm still semi-buzzed from all the breakfast drinking. |
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beauvine |
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I blame She that I haven't had any time to get pissed off at how much EZ Board sucks right now.
Who wants to get together and watch Hackers this weekend? Oh, and still not even a friendly hello from the evil bitch coworker. I even held a door for her and two other coworkers and there wasn't even any eye contact. I think I'm enjoying this a little too much. <center>Good evening. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? <center>
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framfram |
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I blame She for the realization I had about myself last night. I realized that I never let myself do anything that has a possibility of failure. The only aspect of my life where I want to put myself out there is softball. I sit on the field and think, "hit the ball to me, hit the ball to me." I want to be the one up to bat with 2 down in the bottom of the 7th (it's softball, not baseball) when we're losing by one run.
But in normal life, I always think, "wow, I hope the (figurative) ball is hit to her. I don't want to be responsible for fielding it." The only time I let the (figurative life) ball be hit to me is when we're winning by 20 runs and it doesn't really matter if I field it correctly or not. I think I should work on this. |
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Oxfordly |
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I just cancelled my 3-day spa package at Fairmont Hot Springs, because the people I was supposed to go with backed out. I blame She for fun things that wouldn't be as fun alone.
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beauvine |
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I blame She that my creativity switch is apparently turned to off this evening.
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katehutch |
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I blame she that I was just thinking of the Elgin quote about summer tv. He's right. Summer TV sucks.
I blame she that I was flipping through channels and saw about 30 seconds of Chaotic. Now I need a shower. And I blame she that Oxfordly's friends backed out of the spa trip, that really blows. |
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beauvine |
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I blame She that I'm just now finally making dinner - rice and broccoli.
Mmm.... my lucky colon. |
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roanokes star |
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I blame She for idiot parents. I also blame She for me coming back and realizing that Rex has disappeared.
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beauvine |
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But now that you're back, I'm sure he'll be joining us again soon.
I mean, once he gets freed from his virtual jail for hacking into EZ Board. |
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Miiish |
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I blame she that teaching school has ruined sleeping in for me.
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Elgiiin |
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I blame she that this thread hasn't made it to page 2 yet when we're in the middle of the BIGGEST CRISIS OF OUR LIVES!!!!
Or what remains of our lives now that our very existence has been erased from cyberspace. |
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chrizpco |
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I blame She that my sleeping habits suck so much. Life would be so much easier if I could, yanno, sleep for more than three hours in a row!
I also blame She I had a dream where the Redskins beat the Giants to make the playoffs. That is by far the weirdest and most outlandish dream I've had in months...including Moo's mansion and his wax room. |
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