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Posts: 2991 (06/03/05 2:07 PM) Look Mom! No hands! |
Quote:-Oz Please remind me to call my friends in Bakersfield, Ca. and let them know that another dust bowl is impending, and to get ready for the next wave of Oklahomans. Also, we need to find a Steinbeck for our generation, someone who can capture and document what I am sure will be the highly anticipated sequel to "The Grapes Of Wrath". |
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Posts: 9609 (06/03/05 2:09 PM) this subnic has been |
Like the Redskins will make the playoffs under Dan Snyder.
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Posts: 15064 (06/03/05 3:38 PM) President of the Cock
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I blame She that part of the Diary of a Tamogotchi thread is gone.
However, my part in the beginning is still intact... so no big loss.  And I agree with Elgin - we should be doing more blaming, people. |
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Posts: 2991 (06/03/05 9:13 PM) Look Mom! No hands! |
Would someone please paint the walls in here and hang some pictures up. I know it is not home, but we must try and give the little ones some sense of "everything is okay".
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Posts: 5665 (06/03/05 9:37 PM) YES WE CAN,
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I blame She for my simultaneous need for a humidifier and a dehumidifier.
I want to get both of them in a room, start 'em up and see who wins. |
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framfram |
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Posts: 5713 (06/03/05 9:38 PM) I have the
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I blame She in general.
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Miiish |
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Posts: 3358 (06/03/05 10:08 PM) Didn't laugh at the joke
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I blame she that impending quarter of a century-dom is looming over my head. SOB... I don't feel mid-20s!
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jackal73 |
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Posts: 5295 (06/03/05 10:34 PM) I Heart Hulu.com |
Quote: I blame She that I missed that and didn't get any super hot Fram action. 
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framfram |
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Posts: 5713 (06/03/05 11:30 PM) I have the
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Hey Jackal:
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Miiish |
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Posts: 3358 (06/03/05 11:43 PM) Didn't laugh at the joke
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Sob. I'm now officially Chris old. Got any advice for me? I've already got the heavy drinking to obliterate the memories down....
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Posts: 7678 (06/04/05 12:38 AM) Delicious when covered
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Happy old Mishy!
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Posts: 7243 (06/04/05 1:41 AM) Turns normal men
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I blame she that the neighbor's giant golden retriever has been barking literally non-stop for 4 hours. He does this every time they go out for the evening, usually Fridays and Saturdays. I just had to talk my husband out of throwing rocks at the dog. I've decided to stay up and watch for them to come home. When they do, I'm going over to their house in my pajamas and robe to give them hell. Earplugs don't work, playing the radio doesn't work. I'm tired, and they're gonna feel my wrath. This might be messy.
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Posts: 3358 (06/04/05 6:33 AM) Didn't laugh at the joke
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Tracy, you're my hero.
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beauvine |
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Posts: 15064 (06/04/05 8:24 AM) President of the Cock
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I'm hoping that Tracy at least gives the neighbors a chance to not know their dog was barking.
Sometimes Bartlett's a perfect dog when I'm around, but when I leave him be he becomes a barker. It's only when people let me know that he's been woofing constantly that I know to do anything about it. (Same thing happened with Keifer running away during the day to ravage the neighbor's trash. Every day when I got home, he was on the porch looking innocent, so who knew he was running of doing mischeif during the day?) |
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Posts: 9609 (06/04/05 10:10 AM) this subnic has been |
I blame she that the guy who came to the door with a bible had a little girl with him. I didn't feel right fucking with him with her standing there so I was mostly nice. I wanted to talk about sacrificing virgins to satan.
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Posts: 5665 (06/04/05 11:29 AM) YES WE CAN,
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No, Sean, you offer to BUY the girl. It's biblically sanctioned!
I blame She I haven't had the fun of shitting all over someone's dumbfuck religion in person for a while. They deserve everything they get...and a cattle prod up the hoo hah for good measure as well. |
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Posts: 12649 (06/04/05 11:59 AM) Official Towel Girl Of
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I'm reminded of a story told my my psycho ex-roommate. It is as likely to be true as not, but it's a funny story nonetheless.
She claimed to be Wiccan (long story, she's an idiot, and I'm a better Wiccan than she ever was, and I'm, ya know, Catholic), so she's at home in Texas and some missionaries come to the door. Woman and little child. She said they could do their thing if she could tell them about her religion. So they finish and she brings out a spell book and says that she's Wiccan. The lady pushes her little girl behind her back and says, "You eat Chrisitan babies!" Her reply? "No, they give me indigestion." I blame she that it's humid out. I don't want to go outside. |
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Posts: 15064 (06/04/05 1:31 PM) President of the Cock
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Christian babies give me indigestion too. Bad squirts as well.
I'm watching Boogeyman. Is it supposed to be scary? |
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Posts: 5713 (06/04/05 2:30 PM) I have the
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I blame She that it's so frickin' humid here. I also blame She that for various reasons I thought a certain boy was calling me, but then it ended up being my dad.
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Posts: 1762 (06/04/05 3:35 PM) SWF looking for SM
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It's humid here too and cloudy. Meh, I could have gone to the shore instead I am stuck here with nothing to do. I didn't feel like being around my dad this weekend. He was pissing me off something fierce this week. First he yelled at me for using the word "whore". I was talking about Paris Hilton....how else should one describe her? Second he yelled at me for threatening to break my brother's girlfriend's finger to get off a ring. He feels that I am too unladylike. I blame She for ignorant fathers.
I also blame her for that diseased whore my brother is dating. He found a ring at work and brought it home. It appears to be 3 diamonds set in white gold. We won't know for sure until it is tested. We can't test it because he made the mistake of showing it to the diseased whore and she put it on her ring finger and now she "can't" get it off. Hence why I threatened to break her finger to get it. Seriously would anyone want a ring their SO found lost in a heating unit? And then proceed to wear it on the "engagement" ring finger? How much more white trash can you get? |
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